Hate Band Aid 20?
Thursday, November 18, 2004
  We do! This farrago of nonsensical styles sloshed together like a bucket of swill is a travesty of the original.

For all its flaws, "Do They Know It's Christmas" was a simple, sledgehammer of a record. Solid and cohesive, a hell of an opening and a rousing chant. Inspired, of the moment and a punch in the face.

But the new single is more like a wet fish sliding over your cheeks. From the initial Dido-pace (and lack of consonants), through the Darkness' twiddly-diddly-look-at-mee-dly, the John-Barnes-rapping of Dizzee Rascal and the final self-congratulatory applause and maracas of a school assembly.

However that doesn't mean we can't support the very deserving charity! Click anywhere on this text and donate £5 (that's £1.01 more than the cost of the single) and salve your conscience without actually having to go out and support this travesty. Then post a reply here confirming your donation and adding some hilariously witty comment.

Let's Feed The World. But not their egos.
 
Comments:
£5 donated. But at least it's better than Jason and Kylie's version.
 
GYAC!!!!
Isnt there enough in the world of love without more pain
What have you ever contributed!!!!!!!!!!!
:((

britnee
 
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I think he's contributed £5. Me too now.
 
What a load of pish, FFs just let the charidee continue as is? Whats the problem in producing a new single, who the fuck is bob geldoff anyhow?

Most of the originals are so old they are out of touch with those who would buy a single. Whether the production is good or not its still bound to be a damn site better looking GYAC Sugababes, Will Young (not Dido)
 
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Brilliant! £5 donated. Are there any more places I can donate money to, to stop The Darkness full stop?
 
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GYAC!!!!11111 It's a fucking charity record, just go and buy it and use it as a coaster. You fucking webmong. BenGreenwood
 
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