Thursday, November 18, 2004
We do! This farrago of nonsensical styles sloshed together like a bucket of swill is a travesty of the original.
For all its flaws, "Do They Know It's Christmas" was a simple, sledgehammer of a record. Solid and cohesive, a hell of an opening and a rousing chant. Inspired, of the moment and a punch in the face.
But the new single is more like a wet fish sliding over your cheeks. From the initial Dido-pace (and lack of consonants), through the Darkness' twiddly-diddly-look-at-mee-dly, the John-Barnes-rapping of Dizzee Rascal and the final self-congratulatory applause and maracas of a school assembly.
However that doesn't mean we can't support the very deserving charity! Click anywhere on this text and donate £5 (that's £1.01 more than the cost of the single) and salve your conscience without actually having to go out and support this travesty. Then post a reply here confirming your donation and adding some hilariously witty comment.
Let's Feed The World. But not their egos. ¶ 4:33 AM
For all its flaws, "Do They Know It's Christmas" was a simple, sledgehammer of a record. Solid and cohesive, a hell of an opening and a rousing chant. Inspired, of the moment and a punch in the face.
But the new single is more like a wet fish sliding over your cheeks. From the initial Dido-pace (and lack of consonants), through the Darkness' twiddly-diddly-look-at-mee-dly, the John-Barnes-rapping of Dizzee Rascal and the final self-congratulatory applause and maracas of a school assembly.
However that doesn't mean we can't support the very deserving charity! Click anywhere on this text and donate £5 (that's £1.01 more than the cost of the single) and salve your conscience without actually having to go out and support this travesty. Then post a reply here confirming your donation and adding some hilariously witty comment.
Let's Feed The World. But not their egos. ¶ 4:33 AM
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£5 donated. But at least it's better than Jason and Kylie's version.
# posted by 
: November 18, 2004 at 5:15 AM
: November 18, 2004 at 5:15 AM
GYAC!!!!
Isnt there enough in the world of love without more pain
What have you ever contributed!!!!!!!!!!!
:((
britnee
Isnt there enough in the world of love without more pain
What have you ever contributed!!!!!!!!!!!
:((
britnee
# posted by : November 18, 2004 at 5:15 AM
: November 18, 2004 at 5:15 AM
I'm in the USA tickling Mickey Mouse's balls and helping prepare for the coming invasion of Iran but when I get back you and I will be having a talk!
Deirdre
Deirdre
# posted by : November 18, 2004 at 5:19 AM
: November 18, 2004 at 5:19 AM
What a load of pish, FFs just let the charidee continue as is? Whats the problem in producing a new single, who the fuck is bob geldoff anyhow?
Most of the originals are so old they are out of touch with those who would buy a single. Whether the production is good or not its still bound to be a damn site better looking GYAC Sugababes, Will Young (not Dido)
Most of the originals are so old they are out of touch with those who would buy a single. Whether the production is good or not its still bound to be a damn site better looking GYAC Sugababes, Will Young (not Dido)
# posted by : November 18, 2004 at 5:20 AM
: November 18, 2004 at 5:20 AM
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minky_chunky
# posted by : November 18, 2004 at 5:25 AM
: November 18, 2004 at 5:25 AM
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# posted by : November 18, 2004 at 5:27 AM
: November 18, 2004 at 5:27 AM
Brilliant! £5 donated. Are there any more places I can donate money to, to stop The Darkness full stop?
# posted by : November 18, 2004 at 5:36 AM
: November 18, 2004 at 5:36 AM
minky_chunky says
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# posted by : November 18, 2004 at 6:18 AM
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